You Know You’re a Walker When…
After years of walking races, logging miles, and proudly announcing I’m walking (not running) the race, I’ve noticed a few things we walkers have in common. See how many of these sound familiar.
- You refuse to run across the street when the light turns yellow because that would be cheating.
- You have to wash your walking clothes on Friday night so your favorite socks, shorts, and top are clean for your Sunday long slow distance.
- Your coworkers move out of the way for you in the halls because they know they’ll get run over if they don’t.
- You proudly announce you are walking the half marathon, not you’re “just walking” the half marathon.
- You might say you are walking JUST the half marathon.
- You race every moving sidewalk in every airport. And you win.
- You signed up for a race just because it had a great medal.
- You know exactly how many steps it is from your car to your office.
- You own more pairs of walking shoes than other shoes. And you can explain why each pair is necessary.
- You’ve calculated the walking distance between two cities just out of curiosity.
- You judge hotels by whether they’re in a walkable neighborhood.
- You count the number of runners you pass in a race.
- You have opinions about socks. Strong opinions.
- Taper week makes you genuinely grumpy.
- You’ve eaten toast with peanut butter before more walks than you can count.
- Your Garmin has more steps logged than your car has miles.
- You automatically scout walking routes whenever you visit a new city.
- You wake up at 4:00 am on a Saturday for a 5K race.
How many do you relate to? Share this with your walking friends and see how they score — and tell me in the comments what I missed
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When you tell your friends you’re “going for a walk” and they ask to join you but you leave them far behind after merely 30 seconds.
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